Please Do Not Frighten the Faeries!
My neighbor Reggie had a birthday, which was a great excuse for a party. Apparently, when you have a party and lots of people come over, the faeries can become quite addled, and dogs especially like to muss up their gossamer wings with slobber (tooth fairies are especially prone to this, according to the many irate notes I received under my pillow as a child). For this reason, it was necessary to erect a sign admonishing visitors not to bother them. I'm not quite sure how successful this campaign was - you'd have to ask the faeries.
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